President Bush names his successor: reaffirms his nomination of Stephen Colbert for President

Many a political pundit has commented on the unusual predicament the 2008 election forms for many voters - without a incumbent president or vice-president running, who is the lazy voter to vote for without having to read or think.

Well, as always, President Bush hears the cries of the common man. And he, in his wisdom, has appointed his successor, Stephen Colbert at number 1338 here.

Indeed, in his eloquent wisdom, he says:

1338.

George Dubya Bush

He would be much betterer than myself's own person.

And, since President Bush is not just a great but the greatest President ever (the only two choices really), and President Bush, who is never wrong, has said that Stephen is the betterer of the two of them .... that would make President Bush only the greatest President ... so far. And, by the transitive property, would make Stephen Colbert the greatestest President ever after he is elected unanimously in 2008.