First president endorses our next President, Stephen Colbert

The man who got the Presidency off to a running start endorses the only candidate running who cannot tell a lie (because whatever he says, becomes the truth), Stephen Colbert, clocking in at number 2596 on the petition urging Stephen to run.

2596.

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It's becoming clear to me now why Stephen's running on both the Republican and Democratic tickets. He is clearly the candidate of old white patriarchs (not to mention two thirds of the Holy Trinity have signed the petition), locking down the Republican primaries, as well as of people who are dead, locking down some of the big Democratic Primaries, like Illinois.