Dick Cheney - America's Scariest Authoritarian Leader says vote for Stephen Colbert for President

Lest you forget - Dick Cheney has vowed not to run for President to clear the way for Stephen's candidacy according to a high-ranking administration official, who prefers to remain anonymous so the Vice-President doesn't eat his liver with fava beans a nice Chianti. Moreover, as revealed in the Angler series in the Washington Post, he is clearly America's scariest authoritarian leader.

And really, people, you don't want to be on the bad side of America's scariest authoritarian leader (though if you do, go here).

As Stephen says, this
is never not scary.