Big oil gets behind Stephen Colbert's candidacy!

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground come a bubblin' crude
Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said, Jed, support Stephen Colbert
Said, Carolina is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to The Battery
Park, that is, promenades, artillery

That's right, Jed Clampett has signed up to support Stephen Colbert's candidacy for President of the United States.

2122. Jed Clampett

And what Jed Clampett wants, Jed Clampett gets. So, y'all support Stephen Colbert now, y'hear?