Heiress, wealthy socialite endorses Stephen!

Under the headline, Lydia Hearst Still Thinks Stephen Colbert Should Run for President, the Daily Intelligencer reported this past week that the heiress, model, columnist for Page Six the Magazine, designer for Puma, and great-grand-daughter of William Randolph Hearst endorsed Stephen Colbert for President of the United States.

Let's see, what does that endorsement get Stephen.

1) Deep pockets to fund his campaign (his very own George Soros!)
2) Wealthy socialite to organize campaign fundraising events. (his very own, hotter, Pat Buckley)
3) Someone who's genes simply know how to manipulate press coverage for political ends.
4) Influential columnist.
5) Designer for the inaugural gala.
6) Someone who knows who to attract attention.

Time to strike up Hail to the Cheese!