Just to make sure you were paying attention, President Lincoln endorses Stephen again

Realizing that when you're president, "you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda", our 16th President has re-endorsed Stephen Colbert for President at the online petition to your right. After all, "“Sometimes you’re the commander in chief. Sometimes you’re the educator in chief, and a lot of times you’re both ....” In his role as both commander and educator in chief, Lincoln is reminding us of the fact that it us our duty to elect Stephen Colbert for President in 2008 and why:

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Abraham Lincoln

Ever since I died, no one else has had Balls Like Stephen

Succinctly put with eloquence as always, Mr. President!

Taking the lead in the "Money Primary": Mr. Drysdale endorses Colbert as the "Greatest President!"

I'm sure you've all watched enough Beverly Hillbillies to know that Mr. Drysdale pretty much has control over the Clampett fortune (so long as Jethro hasn't blown it all in some poorly-thought out get-richer scheme).

In a rare interview by Susie Felber here, where she sneakily tries to trick him into slamming Stephen, Mr. Drysdale, quick on his feet as always comes out full force for Stephen:

Felber: Stephen Colbert: Ruthless taskmaster or unforgiving tyrant?

Drysdale: Greatest president.

There you have it. A titan in the world of finance, trustee of the Clampett fortune, Mr. Drysdale endorsing Stephen as the Greatest President Ever before he even takes office.