Stephen Colbert for President of the United States

A site dedicated to chronicling Stephen Colbert's ascendancy to the Presidency (as accompanied by his loyal running mate, Barack Obama)

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The One True Candidate

  • Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
  • Stephen Colbert (Wikipedia)

    • Vice Presidential Candidate and Running Mate

    • Senator Barack Obama
    • Senator Barack Obama's wikipedia page

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    1. Colbert County Democrats
    2. Rep. Barney Frank
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    Draft Stephen Colbert to Run for President
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    2. Colbert for President Petition
    3. Sign the Colbert/Stewart 2008 petition
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    1. Cafe Press

    Other sites supporting Stephen Colbert for President

    • Colbertocrat

    Endorsements

    • Digby!!
    • President Bush!
    • Democratic Underground
    • Maclean's, Canada's premier weekly newsmagazine
    • Libertarian Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.
    • Northwestern University
    • Mr. Drysdale
    • Stephen Colbert!
    • Henry Kissinger
    • Gentleman's Quarterly
    • More than 85% of the Unity '08 party
    • Associated Content, The People's Media Company
    • 2nd most influential, Late night, fake news anchor, Jon Stewart
    • Heiress, wealthy socialite Lydia Hearst

      • Luminaries who have endorsed Stephen by signing the petition to draft Stephen Colbert for President

      • Jimmy Hoffa
      • Jim Morrison
      • 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush
      • former First Daughter, Chelsea Clinton
      • 16th President of the United States, President Abraham Lincoln
      • Second endorsement: 16th President of the United States, President Abraham Lincoln
      • Bob the Builder
      • Second endorsement: 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush
      • Stewie Griffin
      • God
      • The God of American Poetry, Robert Frost
      • The God of American Cinema, Tom Hanks
      • Alexander Hamilton, first Secretary of the Treasury
      • George Washington, first President of the United States

        • Vanquished opponents

        • 1) ex-Governor Mark Warner
        • 2) Senator Russell Feingold
        • 3) Chuck Norris
        • 4) Senator Barack Obama
        • 5) Number 2 Fake news anchor, Jon Stewart
        • 6) Actor George Clooney
        • 7) Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
        • 8) Vice President Dick Cheney
        • 9) Stewie Griffin
        • 10) Senator Sam Brownback

        Previous Posts

        • Help Darcy Burner!
        • A glimpse at part of Stephen's platform for Presid...
        • Even idiots mocked by Stephen support him for Pres...
        • Heiress, wealthy socialite endorses Stephen!
        • Bowing out himself, influential late night talk sh...
        • WISN-TV in Milwaukee, Wisconsin says Let my Stephe...
        • 200,000 Americans sign up to support Stephen in le...
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    For the humor-impaired, this site is clearly, but good-naturedly and lovingly, satirical in nature and in no way reflects the opinions of Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central, the people writing the entries, or any of the people referenced as endorsing Stephen Colbert.