Friday, October 19, 2007

200,000 Americans sign up to support Stephen in less than 3 days!


That's right - enterprising young'uns have got a page going to get a million strong for Stephen Colbert for President of the United States. And in three days, they've got how many people signed up? That's right Over 200,000 (see screenshot). At 66,000 people per day, Stephen will should have the support of more than half of the registered voters in the United States by the election of 2008, and my 2019, as President-Elect-For-Life, will have the support of every man, woman, and child in the United State of America. So, get on the Colbert bandwagon early and go to the front of the line for stays in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Stephen Colbert Wraps up the Republican Primaries- Two thirds of the Holy Trinity can't be wrong

Seriously. Who else can claim the backing of both God the Father and God the Son? No one but Stephen Colbert, that's who!

2531.Jesus Christ I am the savior.
Pretty sure that makes voting for someone else in the Republican primary of South Carolina a sin.

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Vote early, vote often people!

Its often said that in a democracy, its one man, one vote. Often said by losers! In Colbert Nation, we understand the old Chicago adage, "Vote early. Vote often." Take the Bottrells for example. In the space of just 24 spots on the petition supporting Stephen Colbert's run for the presidency, they've nailed down 5 spots. Kind of makes you and your single signature to the petition look like a bit of a piker, no?

1835.Robert James Bottrell
1834.Robert James Bottrell
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1814.Rebecca Bottrell woo
1813.Robert Bottrell
1812.Robert Bottrell

Race-changing news in the race for the White House news totally missed (or suppressed?!?!?) by the MSM

That's right, Stephen Colbert has perhaps the most important endorsement in the race for President of the United States. This endorsement will instantly get him millions of supporters and will instantly make him a front-runner in both parties. Who has such pull and endorsed Stephen in his run for President. Well, it's as clear as day - at number 1917 in the online petition, STEPHEN COLBERT has endorsed Stephen Colbert for President of the United States!

1917.stephen colbert

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Big oil gets behind Stephen Colbert's candidacy!

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground come a bubblin' crude
Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said, Jed, support Stephen Colbert
Said, Carolina is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to The Battery
Park, that is, promenades, artillery
That's right, Jed Clampett has signed up to support Stephen Colbert's candidacy for President of the United States.

2122. Jed Clampett
And what Jed Clampett wants, Jed Clampett gets. So, y'all support Stephen Colbert now, y'hear?

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Tupac is in da house!

That's right, the biggest selling rap artist of all time, Tupac Shakur, has posthumously endorsed Stephen Colbert for President on the petition to get him to run for President. And if anyone can do something posthumously, it's Tupac Shakur!

2513.tupac shakur seven clock door seven

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First president endorses our next President, Stephen Colbert

The man who got the Presidency off to a running start endorses the only candidate running who cannot tell a lie (because whatever he says, becomes the truth), Stephen Colbert, clocking in at number 2596 on the petition urging Stephen to run.

2596.george washington

It's becoming clear to me now why Stephen's running on both the Republican and Democratic tickets. He is clearly the candidate of old white patriarchs (not to mention two thirds of the Holy Trinity have signed the petition), locking down the Republican primaries, as well as of people who are dead, locking down some of the big Democratic Primaries, like Illinois.

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Stephen Colbert's candidacy welcomed by the Democratic Party of Southern California

Yep - he's a favorite son - lovingly welcomed by the party of his home state to compete, and you know he will. Details via The Social, a blog at CNet News.

American Poet Laureate throws his support behind Stephen Colbert

No, not Donald Hall ....

THE American Poet Laureate, Robert Frost, signs the petition in support of Stephen's candidacy:

2782.Robert Frost
In an exclusive (must cite Stephen Colbert for President of the United States), Frost added in a missive scrawled upon faded parchment::

Stopping By A Voting Booth On A Snowy Evening
Whose nation this is I think I know.
On Comedy Central is his show;
He will not see us voting here
To help a nation him to follow.
The precinct watcher must think it queer
To vote without a platform clear
Except a thirst for truth to slake
And end the rampage of the BEAR.
She gives her voter rolls a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the hum
Of vote machines now on the take.
The polls are lovely, dark and bare.
It's time our nation to repair,
And to elect Stephen Colbert,
And to elect Stephen Colbert.

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Tom Hanks says - You've got a Presidential candidate in Stephen Colbert

That's right, Tom Hanks has endorsed Stephen's run for the presidency. Once again, the entire MSM ignores when a Hollywood big wig shakes off his wayward, left coast ways and endorses a candidate supported by the heartland. Well, we report and decide here at this blog. And its true: Tom Hanks has signed the petition supporting Stephen Colbert for President. In fact, he begs for Stephen to run. Ha - we scooped Variety and the NY Times!

2780.Tom Hanks Do we have to beg? I'm not above begging at this point.

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Stephen Colbert compared favorably to Ronald Reagan

It's true - Spencer Ritter said it on the internets so it must be true. It's practically on Wikiality for pete's sake.

2831.Spencer Ritter Ronald Reagan did it, so can you.

Alexander Hamilton endorses Stephen Colbert for President!

That's right, the $10 bills in your wallet or purse are talking to you. What are they saying? They're saying give me to support Stephen Colbert for President of the United States! After all, if Alexander Hamilton, first Secretary of the Treasury, can rise up out of the grave to be one of the more than 4000 to voice their support for Stephen Colbert's candidacy for President by signing a petition of support:
3828.Alexander Hamilton We need you Stephen. Please save us!!!
Well, then the least you can do is to take that $10 bill and contribute it to Stephen Colbert's candidacy!

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The People's Media Company endorses Stephen Colbert for President of the United States

That makes it official, right? If the people want Stephen Colbert to be president, then, since we live in a democracy, he should be president. And who better to represent the views of the people, than the people's media company, Associated Content, who just recently endorsed Stephen Colbert for President of the United States (well assuming, Jon Stewart and Brett Favre aren't running which they're not since Stephen is and they know who wins that matchup).

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Get Stephen on Act Blue

A while back I talked to the people at Act Blue and they said they wouldn't include Stephen Colbert because he wasn't a legitimate candidate. I think that bar has been passed - plus, let's be honest, he's ultimately a more serious candidate than Mike Gravel. Time for people at Colbert Nation to tell ActBlue to add him to their list of candidates to which people can contribute. You can take action at http://www.actblue.com/contact

He is actually running, which is more than can be said for Al Gore (who has four committees and over 200k raised via ActBlue).

Get on it Colbert Nation!

Stephen Colbert runs Sam Brownback out of the race for President

As reported by CBS news, in announcing his candidacy, Stephen Colbert has vanquished another candidate from the race for President of the United States of America: Senator Sam Brownback.

In the end, there can be only one - and that one will be Stephen Colbert!

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